UNPRODUCTIVE AF T-Shirt

Have a million things to do and zero motivation to do them? Inspired by late nights, missed deadlines, and the crushing weight of existence. This tee is for the ones who measure their productivity in reheated coffee cups, half-finished to-do lists, and the occasional existential crisis.

• Set-in sleeve for that crisp, clean line (even if you’re slouching)

• Ribbed neck collar (so your chaotic energy doesn’t stretch it out)

• Reinforced seams for maximum couch-flopping durability

• Panel-washed for that pre-haunted, pre-burnout softness